16. Texas. Panic! At the Disco. Metro Station. All Time Low. Regular Show. Harry Potter. Mean Girls. Glee. Adventure Time. Justin Bieber. Breathe Carolina. The Ready Set. Never Shout Never. Ke$ha(aka key dollar sign ha). Britney Spears. Degrassi. Cheerleading.
I do everything like boss.
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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When my friend won’t stop talking about her ex.
(via got-no-time-for-feeling-sorry)
omg at my christmas dinner my cousin was like “pass the peas, by the way im lesbian”
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| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
3 cool looking bearded dragons hanging out
ha ha what a bunch of jokesters
love those guys
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
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“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”
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