August 2012
theatticdemos:
wrists-of-crimson:
how do you politely push someone off a cliff
nothisisnotdog:
A list of public places children should be allowed to be:
sarah-nade:
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
pumpsinabump:
deezyville:
sosodeb:
vive-la-vie-boheme:
mauvecardigans:
kissedbyflame:
captainwolfos:
atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney eats babies.
Mitt...
illusemywords:
s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong:
wait so Voldemort is still alive?
HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on education
liamkingdom:
tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
tsunderlock:
wentzporta:
why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS
i mean hell i’ll do that for free
snorlaxatives:
so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be
and when i went to see him he gave me this
it was a box of mints
GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
burgrs:
i sent u a message and u didnt reply and i see u blogging why didnt u reply
soujizz:
anyway this new icon just bothers me a lot in a really irrational way
sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man
shavingryansprivates:
sovietcafe:
is harry potter really a true story?
haha yeah! Fucked Up right?
my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
underdoge:
yesimbeyonce:
If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be
Beyonce
chinchillaghosts:
wivernryder:
chinchillaghosts:
heyfunnie:
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
couldve:
oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
biankatee:
I swear, if someone screams when they see their friends on the first day of school at 7 in the damn morning, I’m pushing everyone down the stairs. You all have been warned.
nicolascagesempai:
WHO WAS LIKE “HEY…. I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A STOCK IMAGE….—”
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues
#i’ll try to say this with a straight face
When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give...
chaystar:
cholazard:
i like you do you like me
kiss me if yes
recite the bible in slovakian if no
popcornmassacre:
remember when you were in elementary school and there would be a girl who was “hyper” or “sugar high” after having a pixie stick but in reality she just fucking wanted attention?
cheapshampain:
andrewbreitel:
too ugly for the people i want
too hot for the people who want me
storyofmylife
