theatticdemos: wrists-of-crimson: how do you politely push someone off a cliff
nothisisnotdog: A list of public places children should be allowed to be:
sarah-nade: “i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
using my mom's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
using my money: $2? maybe that's too much...
pumpsinabump: deezyville: sosodeb: vive-la-vie-boheme: mauvecardigans: kissedbyflame: captainwolfos: atumn: mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on. Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on. Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on. Mitt Romney eats babies. Mitt...
illusemywords: s0raiseyourglassifyouarewrong: wait so Voldemort is still alive? HARRY YOU HAD ONE JOB
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: while u guys are drunk on alcohol im drunk on education
liamkingdom: tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends
tsunderlock: wentzporta: why the fuck are bras so expensive they’re just bOOB HOLDERS i mean hell i’ll do that for free
snorlaxatives: so earlier today my dad was like “come here a package came for you!” and i was like hm wonder what this could be and when i went to see him he gave me this it was a box of mints GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT DAD
burgrs: i sent u a message and u didnt reply and i see u blogging why didnt u reply
soujizz: anyway this new icon just bothers me a lot in a really irrational way
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
shavingryansprivates: sovietcafe: is harry potter really a true story? haha yeah! Fucked Up right?
my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
underdoge: yesimbeyonce: If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be Beyonce
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
couldve: oh so you brought your beats headphones to school but didnt bring a pencil
biankatee: I swear, if someone screams when they see their friends on the first day of school at 7 in the damn morning, I’m pushing everyone down the stairs. You all have been warned.
nicolascagesempai: WHO WAS LIKE “HEY…. I HAVE THIS GREAT IDEA FOR A STOCK IMAGE….—”
cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues #i’ll try to say this with a straight face
When the bell rings and the teacher tries to give...
cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
popcornmassacre: remember when you were in elementary school and there would be a girl who was “hyper” or “sugar high” after having a pixie stick but in reality she just fucking wanted attention?
cheapshampain: andrewbreitel: too ugly for the people i want too hot for the people who want me storyofmylife